How do You get a Ninja out of a two inch irrigation pipe to come and have lunch?

She%26#039;s been in there for two days now and Ma says She%26#039;s not putting up with our crap anymore, Please Help?|||Oh, use jealously. Invite her rival to lunch and serve Ninja%26#039;s favorite food. I heard it was a tuna salad sandwich with lettuce and cheese and tomato soup. She%26#039;s got to be parched, so set out her favorite drink as an added enticement. HIIIIIII, EEEEEEE. Oh, and don%26#039;t forget the chips. She likes Pringles.|||Thanks for the vote. It%26#039;s nice to have peace and harmony restored to the household. All%26#039;s well that ends well!!!! Report Abuse
|||Bring in a sheep. Ninja%26#039;s cannot resist the sheep.





Good luck!|||Dangle a piece of sushi over the pipe - that usually works. Don%26#039;t use a California roll, go for either smoked eel, octopus or straight to Ama Ebi (they love the crunch!).|||Stuff sushi in the pipe line with mustard and BBQ sauce!|||Make her jealous by having lunch with a pirate or robot. If that doesn%26#039;t work, check out The Reset Button at http://theresetbutton.comicgenesis.com :D|||Lure her out with Saki...works every time! Trust me....