How do I go about joining a secret ninja cult?

I need to find one that wouldn%26#039;t expect me to commit Seppuku, if I dishonored myself or screwed up a mission.





Yeah I also want custom made nunchakas with %26quot;Soul Brotha #1%26quot; engraved on them.





Thanks a lot people.|||ask this guy





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxq...|||well first you need to learn how to be the best ninja you can be then and maybe then a ninja will spot you and ask you to join. Work hard for what you want.|||look it up on the internet (:





and for the nunchakas find an engraving place, soul brotha. (:|||becoming a ninja starts in your heart, not in your head











chopchop that vid made me lmao, afro ninja|||Google or look in the Yellow pages for a secret ninja cult! I%26#039;m pretty sure they would have to %26quot;killya%26quot; now because you know their secret! LOL|||Walk up to one of their members and rant about stuff|||I%26#039;d tell you but its a secret|||youve got to be joking|||how old r u


i guess 14