I am currently a ninja looking for the right religion. After much searching it seems that I want to become a Pastafarian. I feel as though His great noodly appendage is calling me. Now, after looking at the details of the religion, it seems that Pirates are a huge part of being a Pastafarian. So my question is... Is it possible for me to be a good Pastafarian and still continue my stealthy ways?|||It is not advisable for a ninja to join the followers of His Holy Appendage. Perhaps you should check out the Church of SubGenius or join the Discordians?
Now, we are presented with a vastly deeper question. If you are, indeed, a ninja, how would those smelly pirates know? Perhaps this is the ultimate test of your ninjadom, to delve deep into the ranks of your sworn enemies and remain inconspicuous, worship their God, and gather information about them and their booty-thieving ways.|||Well Pastafarianism was a great fit for me, because I was a Pirate beforehand. Although I%26#039;m not big on ninjas, I always love when more people come to FSM. FSM accepts all, so you being a ninja will not affect your righteous ways.|||There is no bar to adopt the religion of Rastafarian. If you believe that this religion is better than your ninja then you should not waste any time to convert to the new one. Good Luck|||I am no expert, but you do what you feel is right for you
RAmen!|||Of course.
You should become friends with Toby Slothbear. He/she is also a ninja/pastarfarian/pirate.|||Of course. Only a Pastafarian Ninja can wield the sacred spaghetti spatula.|||No, Ninjas are an abomination to the FSM!
The FSM made pirate for pirate; not for ninja!!!
:)|||No. Pirates and ninjas cannot co-exist. It violates the laws of nature.|||I ******* LOVE NINJAS|||Of course, Ninjas eat ramen all the time.|||Yes!
RAmen!!
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